- Roomate: What the fuck are you doing
- Me: Fondling chips
- Roommate: Why..?
- Me: They feel good
- Me: -Busts out uncontrollable giggling-
- Roommate: Shut up dude, fuck
- (5 mins later)
- Roommate: What are you doing?
- Me: Putting sun chips up my nose
- Roommate: Why...?
- Me: My nostrils are hungry.
- Me: -giggles uncontrollably-
- Roommate: Fucking god dude, shut up.
- Me: When a problem comes along you must zip it... zip it. zip it good. Would you like a suckle of my zipple.
- Roommate: Go to fucking bed.
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