purple skeleton going the extra mile.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
This was made by the Devil himself
Oh my god
Wh…why would you do that…Im excited and terrified at the same time
If I can lock myself in the bathroom after two hard lemonades, I’d probably end up in a coma after a shot of this. BUCKET LIST!
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.