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aminaabramovic:

The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.
the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)
happafaith:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

happafaith:

I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.